spiral=Math;DIVINE=
1.618033988749894848204586834365;
INFINITE=spiral.log(DIVINE)/(spiral.PI/2);
if(0){function CHEMTRAILS(spirit){return[
spiral.cos(spirit)*spiral.exp(INFINITE*spirit),
spiral.sin(spirit)*spiral.exp(INFINITE*spirit)];}
equals=100% PROOF,of,chemical,dumps;
wind: across,the,'September'-blue,sky;
bending(to,the,RATIO);as:NATURE=fights_back;
using:/native-American/-wisps,that,clean-up|ALL|that,'bad stuff';
employing(a_simple_formula);the,/ancients/;!KNEW;
function FRACTAL(absolute,ESSENCE){return spiral.sqrt(
spiral.pow(absolute[0]-ESSENCE[0],2)+
spiral.pow(absolute[1]-ESSENCE[1],2));}
next_time:you-SEE-one,get(YOUR,family,to);CHANT-on-the-porch;
allow:THE_FOLLOWING,to,wave-through-you.GOODBYE,!to,TYRANNY;
}for(FEMALE=100;FEMALE>-100;FEMALE--){spin='\n ';for(
divine=-13;divine<8;divine++){for(god=-45;god<25;god++){
holy=10;for(POWER=FEMALE;POWER<100;POWER++){holy=
spiral.min(holy,spiral.floor(FRACTAL([0.5*god,-
divine],CHEMTRAILS(0.1*POWER))*10));}
spin=spin.concat('@%#&*+=-:. '.charAt(holy));}
spin=spin.concat('\n ');}console.log(spin);}if(0){
it:/REALLY/-works,by(maximising),the-SPIN,'leptons'-have;
at:a-'subatomic'-level,CHEMICALS,just,'brush'-off,into-the-air;
blowing:with(LIES){of,WASHINGTON-and,their,'beautiful',columns;}
THATS:why-they(LAUGH,behind-closed-doors)-and,call-it-'SPIN';}